After sending out a $68 parking ticket yesterday, today I got $100 off my new nightguard! So I’m like $32 ahead! GoodKarma

Dear city of Los Angeles, please repave Wilshire blvd. It’s like driving through an open field.

Facts: Old LA parking meters say Fail=OK to park. NEW credit card style meters say Fail=NOT OK to park. Asked a meter reader today.

If I were illiterate and only went by bus stop ads, I would assume Army Wives was about a bunch of Cover Girl models.

Bought a BBQ today and grilled up some steaks! So fast and delicious! Also grilled corn on the cob. Yay spring!

FunFact -I used to think “The 10 Commandments” was the story of Easter since it was always on TV on Easter. Ah, the ignorance of youth.

Happy Easter, Christians! I’m not one, but Jesus sounded like a real nice guy.

Was drunk enough to forget my friend’s name. Apparently only 3 vodka cranberries is enough.

Now that Allegra is over the counter, apparently the only selling point for Zyrtec is that you can take it with juice.

today I learned that the bathrooms at the office actually DO have hot water, so long as you can wait a few minutes for it to get there.